dragonblade0's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- best reasons for being a woman this is worth some smiles... i found it at nomey's diary who knows where she found it. Benefits of being a woman: 1.We got off the Titanic first. 2.We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3.Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous--guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4.We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5.We can cry and get out of speeding fines. 6.Taxis stop for us. 7.We don't look like a frog in a blender when we dance. 8.Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies (you get the point). 9.We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 10.We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 11.We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 12.We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 13.We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her ass. 14.If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it(makeup). 15.We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 16.If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 17.We have the ability to dress ourselves. 18.We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month. 19.Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 20.There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 21.Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable. 22.We'll never regret piercing our ears. 23.We're NOT MEN!(we love ya though) 10:24 p.m. - 2004-03-14 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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