dragonblade0's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- carlin.... and a couple of cute cops ;) alright, first things first. a week ago, tanya and i went to see george carlin live. and for those of you who don't know, carlin is a famous comedian with the most twisted sense of humour you will ever find. I mean, the guy went on for a good 20 minutes about suicide, and somehow made it funny. Or maybe it was just cause he was saying it, and you expect these things from him. The twisted fucked up thoughts that go through his mind are something else. But before we get to carlin, first there were the 2 cute cops. We were wandering through the rideau centre before the show cause we had time to kill. We really didn’t have the clearest idea where we were going to get to the NAC. So tanya’s like ‘hey kay, want to go ask those two cute cops back there where to go?’ I say sure, why not, it’d be funny. We walked past them once, cause she couldn’t get up the nerve. But for the sake of our diaries, we turned around and walked up to them. “hi, we’re just a couple of blondes who aren’t sure where we’re going… could you tell us how to get to the NAC?” “sure, just go out that door and go towards the intersection, turning left when you get to the big war memorial. It’s not very far.” “alright thanks!” and with that we walked out the door, laughing so hard. What a line… “hi, we’re just a couple of blondes…” and the cope was seriously cute too. He had a small silver stud on that little piece of your ear, whatever it’s called. It’s not your ear lobe or the cartilage higher up. I dunno what it’s called. It was quite sexy though. so we found the NAC, and our seats which were 8 rows from the stage. First we saw dennis blair, who was absolutely priceless, though for the life of me I cannot remember what lines he said that made me laugh so hard. One of my favorites was definitely ‘I love your country. I mean, here in Canada, you don’t only SEE your breath, you hear it as it freezes and hits the ground with a thud.” Then, according to carlin, there should be a cable chanel devoted to suicide. If you go by the statistics, some poor miserable guy out there is dragging a chair across the garage floor, muttering to himself, trying to figure out the best place to put it under what beam every 30 seconds. (this is where he goes doesn’t that just make you feel fantastic? As he suddenly raises his wristwatch to his nose and his face is suddenly in one of those insane grins that’s so characteristic of him) And seriously, the only reason it’s so funny is cause it’s carlin. I really can’t remember what else he went on about, but it was absolutely great.after the show we got chicken nuggets at mcdonalds, 3 minutes before close. That was funny too. O then I got home at 12:40 on a Monday night. Amazingly enough, my parents weren’t up waiting for me. I would say it was a good night. read tanya's entry about all the little things i forgot.. 5:20 p.m. - 2004-01-25 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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